Author: popeofh December 9, 2023

Heres how  karaoke roulette is gonna work. we’re gonna have a wheel with a certain number of songs, and the same number of “singers choice” so you’ve got a 50% chance of singing something potentially awful from the start, with that chance getting worse as the night goes on… if you dont know the song you get stuck with, youll get a couple of minute to look it up on your phone or you can choose to go in dry. I figure this way we can sing some things we actually want to, with that good old humorous sword of damocles over our heads.
the song list for the first ever Karaoke Roulette, based on both my personal whims and requests from the party organization chat will be, in no particular order:

divynls – i touch myself
cheeky girls – touch my bum
cheeky girls – hooray (cheeky holiday)
robbie williams – rock DJ
cindi lauper – she bop
poison – talk dirty to me
afroman – crazy rap
run DMC – christmas in hollis
scooter – army of hardcore
chipmunks – chipmunk song
q lazzarus – goodbye horses
John denver – Please daddy dont get drunk on christmas
depeche mode – master and servant
groove armada – i seee you baby
electric 6 – gay bar
Weathergirls – its raining men
Wheeler Walket Jr – I sucked another dick last night
Muppets – moving right along
billy dee cox – waffle house hashbrowns (i love you)
billy dee cox – Special lady (at the waffle house)
Grant MacDonald – RAM RANCH 1
liza minelli –  cabaret
pirates of penzance – Modern Major general
West Side Story – I feel pretty
hechizeros band – el sonidtio
sir Mix-a-lot – buttermilk biscuits
mariah carey – all i want for christmas is you
tv themes – love boat theme
fred schneider – fruitcake
children sing-a-long – I’m a little teapot
crudbump – fuck you if you dont like christmas
german christmas – leise rieselt der schnee
royal guardsmen – Snoopy’s christmas
bloodhound gang -ballad of chasey lain
madonna – like a virgin

as i said, each of these songs, will be separated by an equal number of songs that singers can choose if they’re lucky enough to land on those spaces, but watch out, any space/song that gets landed on will be removed, changing the odds!